16 February 2007

Save Big Pharma - buy Havidol®

If you thought the pharmaceutical industry was obscenely profitable now just think how much more money they could squeeze out in profits if they could just get rid of those pesky R&D expenses.

"How might they do this?" you ask. By inventing fake diseases and then coming up with bogus medications that claim to cure them. It seems to work!

Hey - I took the quiz and I think I may have Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder! I got 47 out of 60 and it says that I should consult my GP immediately!

The actual (warning - contains satire) may be found here. Do not attempt to purchase the product advertised!

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:54 am GMT

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  2. Anonymous5:26 pm GMT

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  3. Anonymous6:18 pm GMT

    actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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  4. Anonymous7:03 pm GMT

    Magnific!

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  5. Anonymous8:01 pm GMT

    Hello all!

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