Corrections and clarifications

I fear I may have misreported yesterday when I said that doctors had failed in their attempts to reattach the penis of the man who had cut it off in a restaurant on the Strand. It seems now that they have managed to sew it back on but aren't sure it will take. In the words of an unnamed urologist:

"Attaching the penis is a very long, complex and painstaking operation"

Should the surgery prove to be a failure they will have to cut the man's member off again.