They really need to get out more

There's trouble a-brewing' down in South Carolina after a young man, by the name of Aaron Zaggy, won the title of University City High School Homecoming Queen! It seems some of the school's more open minded parents are upset. Said one parent, of indeterminate sex, "a queen is a female, a woman, a girl". This person has obviously never been to Soho or a Rudy Giuliani fund raiser.