Obama voting shenanigans exposed in Hawaii

Clearly the voting rules in The One's sort of home state were written in his favour as votes cast for him by dead people will count. Reports from San Clemente California that Richard Nixon has voted for Obama three times today cannot be confirmed.

Keeping democracy safe from the Shirley Preisses of this world

Shirley Preiss is a 97 year old woman from Arizona. She would like to vote in the election in November but it doesn't look like she'll be able to. "Why not?" one wonders. Because Arizona has one of those new "voter ID" laws, intended to make it difficult for Democrats illegal aliens from voting, that's why. In order to register to vote in Arizona one has to be able to prove that one is a bona fide American and, as Ms. Preiss was born in 1910 in Kentucky before they started handing out birth certificates, she can't do that. There is an option whereby she could get testimony from someone who witnessed her birth but I think that 115 year-old former midwives from Kentucky aren't all that common. It makes you proud, doesn't it?

Today in infamy - "how far we haven't come" edition

On this day in 1869, one hundred and thirty nine years ago, Thomas Edison received a patent for a electric voting machine. I'll bet it had a paper trail!

To err is human...

...to keep on erring whilst thinking you're doing it right is Florida. The state that brought us Election Cluster Fuck 2000 looks set to repeat its proudest moment and retain the much coveted title of "state most difficult to vote in".

I think Faux News is worried hackers might be Democrats (or Benidict Arnold supporters)

They've finally noticed that electronic voting machines are highly vulnerable to fraud.



Go figure.