08 March 2007

How the mighty have fallen

Once he was on top of the world but after a string of accusations of child abuse and unsuccessful albums pop star Michael "Wacko Jacko" Jackson has been reduced to professional glad handing. The surgically enhanced one will be appearing at an event in Tokyo where fans have forked over £1,800 (3,00 USD) for a 30 second chat and hand shake. The money he "earns" for this will presumably go towards reducing his personal debts that run into the millions of USD. He will also be appearing at a brunch tomorrow which is more moderately priced at 15,000 yen (£67). Rumours that the normal price for the brunch is 10,000 yen cannot be confirmed.

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