08 March 2007

Why does Jenna hate marriage?

One of the Decider's daughters, Jenna Bush, has, believe it or not, signed a book deal. She is going to "write" what will undoubtedly be a lovely story about an HIV positive single mum.

If you make the central character a lesbian Hispanic as well she could well be the God I don't believe in!

Should she manage to complete this task at least there will be one book to put in Daddy's half a billion dollar library. Well, I'm sure that they will have My Pet Goat as well.

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