In which I prove the existence of God...

...or at least Jesus and Mo do. I hope it makes you smile; it worked for me!

Even The Guardian has noticed...

...that Bill-o O'Reilly has lost his mind.



Having watched this again I am starting to wonder if Bill-o didn't lose a bit of money on Fanny Mae and her brother....

Bill-o leave our ads alone

As if he doesn't have enough to worry about in America Bill-o O'Reilly has now launched an attack on a advertisement for Heinz mayonnaise airing only in Britain because of a scene with two blokes kissing. Bill-o apparently consumes only 100% American straight mayonnaise! If I'm not confused, and I often am, Bill-o also seems to admit to some minor gender confusion of his own.



I'm just surprised that Bill-o forgot to mention the rather obvious Heinz-Teresa Heinz Kerry-John Kerry-oh my God liberal America is poisoning our kid's minds with gay mayonnaise connection!

In which I admit that...

...Bill-o O'Reilly is capable of nearly making sense as he does in this clip where he admits that the market doesn't work and that it will take big government intervention to fix it. (Of course, his solutions don't actually make sense or will make things worse but remember that every journey begins with a single step!)

Out-Fauxed!

A producer from Bill-O O'Reilly's show tries, and fails, to ambush Bill Moyers. The young, eager and annoying Porter Barry* was trying to fight well out of his class.



*Is it just me or does "Porter Barry" sound like a name that could only come from a family deeply immersed in the East Coast, old money, intellectual elite that Bill-o and those of his despicable ilk so like to scorn?

Bill-O loses (what was left of) his mind

I think Mr. O'Reilly has stopped taking his medication. I imagine that you will agree with me after watching this clip from Crooks and Liars where he rants on and on about the "hard left" NBC. (I suspect that Mr. O'Reilly has never met anyone from the "hard left" or even the "soft left" or the centre if he thinks NBC is anything but right of centre!) He also says that he would resign from any network that "went in the tank" for one candidate. Bill I hope you spent the weekend working on your resignation. You're going to need it and soon I should think.

I'm sure you've porbably seen it already...

...but in case you haven't here's a little vintage Bill-o O'Reilly. Little has changed he was an arrogant shithead then; he's an arrogant shithead now. As to his appearance I have only two words to say: BAD HAIR!

Bill O'Reilly - eat your heart out

The Colbert Report has won a Peabody Report for real. This has to really hurt!

Is Huff-o-phobia a word?

If it is Bill-o's got it bad!

She'll get a fair lynching

Tireless defender of truth, justice and the American Way*, Bill-o O'Reilly has done it again. He promises not to lynch Michelle Obama unless she deserves it!

*Not to forget the right to discuss loofahs in the privacy of your own phone.

If you have any doubt as to whether Bill-O O'Reilly is a sub-human slime bag...

...go over to Crooks and Liars and watch his lie his fucking arse off. He claims that he simply said that these men and women where homeless because of mental illness and substance abuse, which are not in any case reasons to abandon them, and not because of the economic condition of America. In fact he specifically denied John Edwards's assertion, based on Department of Veteran's Affairs statistics, that there were over 150,000 of them.

What a shitbag.

If he never met them - they don't exist

Shameless moron Bill O'Reilly still hasn't met a homeless veteran.

Because Bill-o O'Reilly is a man of honour...

...I believe that we should take him at his word. The bilious one doesn't think that there are any homeless US veterans out there but if there are any he has promised to ensure that they are no longer homeless. So, my friends in America, your task is, whether you chose to accept it or not, to find any and all homeless veterans that ARE out there and ensure that Mr. O'Reilly knows about them. After all he has promised, more or less, to give them all a home! And I sure that he will, as usual, be good to his word.

Bill-o descends into self-parady

Is Bill-o O'Reilly on drugs? If not, why not? Discuss.

The blubberer in chief has personally picked the highlights from his show this year. For some reason in each and every clip he appears a complete and utter buffoon and is bettered by his guest. One has to wonder what he would have picked for the year's lowlights.

Get your loofahs out!

It is O'Reilly - The Opear. (Warning: sensible human beings may experience significant levels of nausea if they actually pay attention to the libretto.)

The war on Xmas is over

And Bill-o O'Reilly has won! Don't believe me just ask him.

Do you think he could have been more of a condescending, smary shit to the poor woman, who is ostensibly on his side?

Far too funny

You probably shouldn't be eating or drinking anything whilst you are reading "Bill O'Reilly's Very Useful Advice for Young People" from Tom Tomorrow.

As available in video as read by Keith Olbermann.

Whilst we are on the subject...

...it would seem as if Bill-o has inadvertently got his facts wrong yet again. He's still batting 1.000 isn't he?

Well no surprise here

If I remember correctly I predicted that the glorious Bill-o would fail this test. It seems that his lovely Faux News programme has accepted advertisements for the Brian De Palma film Redacted that he has vilified as anti-American (without actually having seen it).

Schadenfreude alert!

Everyone's favourite blubbering wing nut (I know he considers himself a "centrist" but in this, as in so many other things, he is wrong) Bill O'Reilly has branded the Brian Palma film Redacted, which he admits he has not seen, as un-American. The film's producer and basketball team owner Mark Cuban has decided to test Bill-o's principles by placing ads for the film on O'Reilly's show. I reckon he will fail this test of character, don't you?