Paris Hilton's pussy abandoned!

Don't believe me? Read this. What a heartless bitch!

Today's celebrity freedom fighter spotlight

Philly's own Sylvester Stallone, or at least his avatar John Rambo, has the Burmese junta running scared. And who wouldn't be? The current edition of the franchise, Rambo IV features 236 killings in its 85 minute running (or just under 3 a minute). The proponent of human growth hormone use and John McCain endorser has expressed a desire to go to Burma and face up to the members of the junta personally; a desire that must have Burmese acting coaches quaking in their boots!