In which I predict that...

...should the Karl Rove contempt citation ever lead to an arrest and a perp walk that the video of said arrest will be YouTube's most viewed ever by several orders of magnitude! (Please let it happen, please, please, please!!!!)

Someone ring Interpol!

International fugitive from justice Karl Rove has defied a Congressional subpoena and fled the country!

Karl Rove to testify under oath not to testify under oath

Captain Codpiece's former brain (and evil minion) Karl Rove, now a dispassionate television presenter, will not agree to testify under oath regarding allegations that he was behind the politically motivated prosecution of former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman. He didn't bother to note that the motivation behind his decision is that if he testified under oath he might feel bad about lying.

Either they were shitty teachers or he was a lousy student.

Karl Rove tells us, and he wouldn't lie to us, that the Bush family taught him about honesty. Really. He even says it out loud.