Let's start out there to the right, shall we? The
Daily Mail harrumphs its way through an article suggesting that almost all the jobs created in the past 12 years have
gone to bloody foreigners! (Not sure if Scots are included....) Before anyone blames me by the way you should note that I arrived in 1993.
Meanwhile
The Sun, which also features an article about those thieving foreigners, has let their readership vote on
whether to bring back hanging. Surprisingly only 43% said "yes". Except additional polls soon about drawing and quartering (although the last one will probably confuse the average
Sun reader as it involves maths).
Elsewhere the
Torygraph continues to accuse El Gordo of
waging war on business, possibly by refusing to give business absolutely everything that they want.
Surprisingly Rupert's
Times commissioned a poll that tells us that the voters
don't think Posh Boy is ready. (We needed a poll for this?)
The
Indie reports that the founder of the pink Tories has announced that
he is voting Labour. This might have something to do with old Tory bigotry and B&B's.
The Grauniad does some actual reporting and discovers that the Conservatives' adviser on the £12 billion in spending cuts they plan to make runs a health company that
stands to gain from NHS cutbacks. If only there were some word to describe this sort of behaviour.
The Mirror followed Posh Boy to Bolton where he was
not greeted with much love by the workers at a bakery. He is quoted as saying “the good news from your point of view is the first few times when I opened it, after having obeying every instruction, there just seemed to be a bit of mush at the bottom". It is not entirely clear if he was discussing the Tory manifesto or his experiences with a bread baking machine.
And, last but definitely not least, once again
The Star says "
Election? What election?" Tits still on page three.
