As a divorced person...

...I find it unfortunate that Debenhams is now offering a divorce registry service. I mean where were they when I needed them all those years ago....

I don't think anyone should tell the "marriage-is-holy" contingent. It will just make their heads explode when I'm not about to watch.

Why do they hate marriage so?

At least three counties in California, (Butte County, Kern County and Calaveras County), have stopped performing wedding ceremonies entirely rather than allow ho-mo-sexuals to wed. Clearly they wish to see the end of marriage entirely which will destroy the nation!

R.I.P.

Traditional marriage - (sometime shortly after creation - 2008). Gays are getting married in California and once people have gone to a gay wedding why would they want to go to a straight one? The food won't be as nice, the clothes won't be as trendy and, let's face it, straight men can't dance!

Why the wing nuts should learn to love Iran

If only companies in America and Europe had the courage and integrity to take as firm a stance on marriage as the Pars Special Economic Energy Zone Company. I reckon they won't accept "I'm gay" as a valid excuse either.

Watch out California!!

Now that you have become the second US state to recognise a right to marriage between same sex couples you should expect a wave of immigration to your state by ho-mo-sexuals, lesbos and other assorted deviants.

Er, on second thought, I wouldn't worry.

Yet another Randy Republi-con!

Not only is this one randy; he's fertile too. Vito Fossella (R - NY) having been arrested for (extremely) drunken driving subsequently admitted fathering a child out of wedlock with a former Colonel who lives in the Washington DC area. He also has a wife, soon to be ex-wife one assumes, on Staten Island with whom he has three additional children. Why do Republi-cons hate traditional marriage so?

[Sigh of relief]

My home state of Pennsylvania appears to have avoided the ignominy of becoming one of those inclusive American states that have amended their constitutions to ban any form of gay marriage, at least for now.

How Britain is ruining traditional marriage!!

They don't seem to understand that marriage should only be between one man (and another man as best MAN) and one woman (and another woman as bride's maid/matron). No wonder the England football team sucks.

In sickness and in health (pre-existing conditions not covered)

Yes, Americans have found yet another way to destroy traditional marriage*. They're now marrying for health insurance. Why do they hate the baby Jesus so?

*traditional marriage (noun): the joining of one white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian human male virgin with one white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian human female virgin for the purpose of engaging in sexual relations solely for the purpose of producing hordes of home schooled children to be taught that the earth is 6,000 years old, that evolution is heresy and that Barack Obama is a Muslim communist.

One man's war on marriage

Yesterday Malaysian Roslan Ngah got divorced twice in three minutes, setting a new world record breaking Elizabeth Taylor's long standing record by a minute and half!

In a surprising turnabout...

Martin Luther King's oddest daughter, Alveda, is praising (not very) poor white trash Jamie Spears for having underage non-abstinent sex outside of the sacred bonds of marriage. At least that is my interpretation.

Dear Abby turns on America...

...and comes out in favour of gay marriage. The horror!

It could happen

1) A prominent politician declares his unswerving opposition to same sex marriage.

2) A child of prominent politician announces that he or she is a homosexual

3) Prominent politician's opposition to same sex marriage suddenly swerves.

It happened to San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders. Could it happen to US Vice President "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney (and would I have to stop calling him a "big dick" if it did)?

Germans have a different sort of über-conservative

Meet Gabriele Pauli, a candidate for the leadership the ultra-conservative Christian Social Union in the German state of Bavaria. She thinks that marriages should only be good for seven years and then you'd have to do it all over again. I don't think Fr.Pauli has thought this policy through though as she doesn't mention whether it would apply same sex marriages or whether an alteration of wedding gift protocols will have to be revised. She also fails to explain why this doesn't destroy traditional marriage. Nonetheless I wish her well and hope that she develops some more absurd policies that I will have the opportunity to thoughtfully discuss in the future!