140,000,000 reasons to be thankful Rudy Giuliani can only vote once or twice

According to America's ex-mayor:

"If people were walking into the polling booth thinking terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, probably no way that Barack Obama has a chance of winning. McCain wins."

Rudy we hardly knew ye!

The incredibly flawed brilliant "bet it all on Florida - they love me down there" strategy of Rudy "Did I Mention 9/11? Did I? Hunh? Did I?" Giuliani has gone done in flames and he now looks set to back John McCain. I leave it to Mr. Giuliani's predecessor as the mayor of New York, Ed Koch, to put this in perspective. "The beast is dead" said the former mayor!

I almost forget

It's Say-Goodbye-to-Rudy-Tuesday. He will barely be missed.

Cheez Whiz off the menu at Rudy headquarters

It seems that Rudy "Did I Mention 9-11, Did I, Huh Did I?" Giuliani has lost the critical Joey Vento endorsement. I reckon this means he's lost the South Philly vote!

Only God can save him now

With his curious campaign strategy faltering and his staff working without pay (although I'll bet Bernie Kerik and that priest are still getting cheques from the consulting company) Rudy "Did I Mention 911?" Giuliani is seeking divine intervention in Florida. Let's hope She's not listening.

"Did I mention 911?"

Rudy has a new and well reasoned campaign ad in which he is not at all trying to invoke fear or hatred. (Did I manage to type that with a straight face?)

Put this in your pipe and smoke it! (Rudy already has)

Can America's ex-mayor ("did I mention 9/11?") be considering the idea of another four years of "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney as VP should he win the nomination; which he won't?

Rudy the most seditious presidential candidate

At least if you believe this survey from Haaretz that ranks the pretenders to the American Imperial throne based on their loyalty to Israel. Hillary haters will be pleased to see that she comes second. Barack Obama is ranked as the most Patriotic Jew-hater of the remaining contestants which is hardly surprising as he's practically a Muslim, right?

All Rudy - all of the time

One of his campaign workers tells us that he is the only man who can chase dem crazy Muslims back to their caves.



And he himself has a cozy little chat with us. ("Did I mention 9/11? I think I forgot to mention 9/11? I didn't forget to mention 9/11, did I?")

did i mention 911

Things that wouldn't happen with socialised medicine

Whilst millions of American children (and adults) are denied access to health care to real and serious conditions a extremely wealthy Republican presidential hopeful get hospitalised for flu-like symptoms! But not to worry he was never in is out of danger.

10-1 on that Rudy doesn't show!

A group of prestigious former generals and other high officers from the US military want to meet, privately, with each of the Presidential candidates to discuss how to ensure that, once Bush is gone from office, torture by American personnel is never again an issue.

How about throwing in one of those imprecatory prayers you're so fond of?

Rabidly right wing Christian preacher Wiley Drake is boycotting rabidly right wing Christian preacher Pat Robertson because of Rev. Robertson's support for insufficiently Christian divorced, gay friendly cross dressing Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani.

Go ahead boys. Tear each other apart.

Schadenfreude alert!

Bernie Kerik indicted on 14 federal counts. This is the guy Giuliani pushed to be head of Homeland Security and who he continues to defend and employ. I hope that this will make anyone considering voting for America's ex-Mayor to think twice about the calibre of public servant we are likely to get with Rudy in the White House.

The Qatari Candidate

Is Republican presidential candidate and Pat Robertson's new squeeze Rudy "911! 911!" Giuliani on the al Qaeda payroll? Well probably not, damn it, but his consulting company, who is still paying him even though he said he severed his relationship, is providing highly paid security advice to the government of Qatar. The country's Interior Minister, Abdullah bin Khalid Al-Thani, has long standing ties to al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden.

I guess 911 did change everything!

Pat ♥s Rudy

So the quite mad and extremist Pat Robertson who once heard voices in his head telling him to run for President himself; who thinks that the US Constitution calls for a Christian nation; who used to love apartheid; who thinks that the National Organization of Women wants women to leave their husbands and become lesbians; who firmly believes that women must submit to men; who admits that he is intolerant and hates those who do not believe as he does; and who believes that gays, lesbians and the ACLU caused the tragedies of 11 September has decided to endorse a twice divorced, thrice married, pro-abortion, gay friendly cross dresser to be President of the United States. Now that is news!


One does wonder what the quid pro quo is, and there IS a quid pro quo. I suspect it is at least a veto on and more likely control over the appointment of all judges. I would sleep better knowing that the nation's judiciary is in the hands of such a great man.

We just need to keep reminding everyone that this is the endorsement of an extremist for an extremist.

A truly frightening thought

In an opinion piece in today's Guardian the editor of the paper's new American website, Michael Tomasky, describes Republican presidential contender Rudy Giuliani as "George Bush with brains. I don't know about you but I can't conjure up a more frightening thought.

Sox victory means that week long fan's dream finally comes true

When I congratulated the Boston Red Sox the other day for their swift World Series victory, and probable permanent burial of the curse of the Bambino, I forgot to mention how ecstatic this must have made Rudy Giuliani, Republican presidential candidate and career flip-flopper whose conversion from Yankees fan to Red Sox fan was completed just in the nick of time!

Does America really want a President who can't do his maths?

Other than the one we have at the moment (who we don't really want). Well if we don't it is probably best not to vote for Rudy. I provide this information as a public service for those of you who have not as yet selected your "I won't be voting for Rudy Giuliani because" reason.

The Grandmother of all flip-flops!

Should he win the Republican nomination I think Rudy Giuliani can forget about any chance he may have had of winning his home state of New York now that the supposedly ardent Yankees fan has decided to support the Bosox in the World Series.

According to the New York Daily News he said as recently as three months ago that he would never, ever do such a thing even if it meant that he would win the presidency!

Rudy sleeps with the fishes

Well not exactly but there are stories all over the press today that la Cosa Nostra wanted to off Rudy Giuliani way back when he was a prosecutor in New York two decades ago. I stopped in a betting shop earlier and they have it as 5-2 on that Rudy's campaign leaked the story himself to help offset the negative impact of his penchant for cross dressing.