04 September 2007

Come on Dad, fess up!

Two of the children of soon-to-be-ex-Senator Larry Craig (Not Gay - ID) quizzed their father extensively about "what exactly happened in that bathroom" and now believe his assertions that he is still not gay.

It is not known if the children used officially blessed, US government approved "enhanced interrogation techniques", which as we all know are the only way to get the truth out of a recalcitrant suspect, during the questioning.

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