28 August 2008
27 August 2008
At some point can't we just take their licence away?
Oh, and let's stop calling John and Cindy's "little" place in North Arizona a "ranch"; let's call it what it is - their country estate.
In case you haven't seen them these members-in-waiting of the master race look like this.
I have a better idea. Maybe we could start with whatever brains this lot has!
Meanwhile one would think that plans to make Cardinal John Newman a saint might have to be scuppered if the word gets out he was gay. Why am I reminded of J. Edgar Hoover?
And thanks...now if we can just get those supporters of yours who are threatening to vote for woman-unfriendly John "The Aged One" McCain to get their heads out of their arse and think about what they might be doing to American and to woman-kind in general things might just be alright in the end.
26 August 2008
I think these people drink too much coffee.
Nice, eh? Well personally I think you should just fuck off then. Perhaps you can find an empty office campus in Dubai next to that company so beloved of American Vice President and evil incarnate "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney, Halliburton.
Key quote from Christopher Moreau who is responsible for the miraculous sighting, which he first saw after cracking a beer in his back garden: "I am not a wacko".
Won't someone please think of the children? These folks obviously didn't.
Arm twisting, blackmail, bribery and extortion to follow....
(Sorry for the delay in reporting the results. Busy bank holiday what with barbies and carnivals to attend. At least I have had my annual dose of curried goat, jerk chicken, salt fish & ackee and rice and gungo peas!)
23 August 2008
Have a nice day!
22 August 2008
Given penchant for the copyright infringement lawsuit (or threat of lawsuit) can this be too good to be true?
21 August 2008
20 August 2008
Go here to help!
Unfortunately I somehow doubt that these 50% match up very well with the 65% of Americans who "had medical bill problems or debt, went without needed care because of cost, were uninsured for a time, or were underinsured" in 2007. If it did there wouldn't be a problem then, would there? I hope these 50% of the people are unnecessarily cluttering up hospital wards or taking up doctors time.
* Actually to call the McCains homes "McMansions" does them a disservice. They're proper mansions.
The UK remains on the edge of respectability at 16th and US is mired in mid-table obscurity at 39th with 0.77 points per million. Better luck next time Yanks!
19 August 2008
18 August 2008
Following a brilliant performance at the weekend the United Kingdom have remained nearly stationary in 21st place whilst the US has fallen to 37th; behind such sporting notables as Kyrgyzstan, Zimbabwe, Armenia, Finland and Mongolia! India continues to have a lock on the first relegation place with a miserable 0.004 points per million! More later.
16 August 2008
Kudos to the American press that the best interview in quite some time of this sniveling bastard has to come from a sportscaster!
I think it's time for a drink!
15 August 2008
13 August 2008
12 August 2008
More to come!
11 August 2008
In first place at 1.144 is Finland (one gold - one bronze)
In second place at 0.978 is the Czech Republic
In third place at 0.650 is South Korea
Great Britian is 19th, the US a lowly 24th and China 32nd!
Further updates to follow over the next fortnight.
The rules: (5 x golds + 3 x silvers + bronzes) / population in millions
09 August 2008
As the election draws nearer and magically, after having remained steady since the midterm elections, the terror alert level drifts up from Bert through Ernie into Elmo terror-tory there will once again be a mad rush to Home Depot to stock up on plastic sheeting, duct tape and nail guns. But no one wants to the fight the crowds even so supplies as urgent as this. What's a sensible but lazy and borderline obese citizen to do. I have the solution: SurvivorMall.com! So sit back, pop another Belgian Budweiser and click your way to safety!
08 August 2008
07 August 2008
Note: to Americans this new, low price translates to roughly $8.45 a US gallon so stop fucking whinging will you.
An American citizen is arrested for rape and murder in Mexico. This American is denied access to American consular staff before being charged, tried and found guilty. The Mexican court sentences him or her to death. The American's attorneys exhaust their appeals in the Mexican court system and appeal to the World Court which rules that the proceedings must be reviewed and possibly voided as the denial of consular assistance is in violation of international treaties and international law. Mexico says "fuck you, your fucking treaties don't apply" and executes the American. Imagine the uproar. Imagine the outrage. Imagine the invasion!
Now open your eyes and see what happens when the words "American" and "Mexican" are reversed. It's a funny old world, innit?
*Except for America that is!
06 August 2008
05 August 2008
It can only be a matter of time before some other equally idiotic player on the global stage finishes off the "Truth, Justice and the American Way" hidden breast trifecta!
04 August 2008
02 August 2008
Curiously they seem to have failed to make the same argument against the current illegitimate resident of the Oval Office.
America - it used to be such a nice country!
01 August 2008
Clearly all of these companies much have exemplary management teams to manage to do so well when times are so difficult economically!