27 August 2008

Godless UN attempting to destroy America

Officials from the United Nations Assistance Mission for Afghanistan say they have convincing evidence that at least 90 Afghan civilians, including 60 children, were killed in a US bombing run which, from the cozy confines of Crawford (TX) Middle School, highly paid prevaricator deputy sub-assistant Presidential spokesmodel Tony Fratto described as a "good strike". Mr. Fratto went on to say that "NATO forces...take every precaution to try to avoid innocent civilian casualties" so one can only imagine the carnage if we weren't so bloody careful.

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