"Gee Jay did I forget to mention I was a POW (without a kitchen table)"

John McCain, on The Tonight Show, to explain how the plethora of homes owned by he and his wife is just a sad attempt to make up for the time he lost whilst an untortured prisoner in Vietnam without a kitchen table.



Oh, and let's stop calling John and Cindy's "little" place in North Arizona a "ranch"; let's call it what it is - their country estate.