1,000 reasons John McCain shouldn't be President

Number 80: John McCain has an ominous not-really-an-attack-ad-since-he-said-wouldn't-use-attack-ads in which he quotes Senator Obama as saying that Iran is a "small country"; Obama did indeed say words to that effect but he was comparing the threat of Iran to the threat that the Soviet Union has posed. The clear message is that you must be afraid and if you are afraid the only sensible thing to do is to vote Republi-con. Of course he probably hopes that we forget that The Aged One himself once thought Iran was so small it was merely a line between Pakistan and Iraq. But even if we do remember all should be forgiven because he was once without a kitchen table even if now he has seven or eight!