06 September 2007

Does anyone know the Heimlich Manoeuvre?

Because I think I am choking to death after reading this column from the reborn Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. Are you ready?

"All, however, is not lost. Virginia is home to a vast majority of the most influential men in American history. Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Robert E. Lee and Patrick Henry all called ole Virginny home. All of these men were driven by the courage of their convictions and placed their country before their comfort. They defined the patriotism that sustains this nation.

Centuries later, there is still a man in Virginia who has the vision of Jefferson, the wisdom of Washington, the loyalty of Lee and the oratory prowess of Henry. And, most importantly, he has the ability to win Warner's seat and reignite the GOP. That man is...."

[Drum roll]

"...Pat Buchanan"

Christ! I'm choking again! Help! Me!

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