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According to Desde La Fe, the weekly outlet of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Mexico City, "a majority of the civil lawsuits brought in the United States are aimed at obtaining large sums of money, and 95 percent of these suits are won by the plaintiffs. It's a sure thing." The publication goes further, accusing Joaquín Aguilar, who is suing Mexican Cardinal Norberto Rivera over his protection of a paedophile priest, of using the suit to get his hands on "money that he could never hope to obtain in Mexico".

Sometimes I am overwhelmingly proud to be an atheist. This is one of those times.