In today's news we find that Idaho Republican Senator Larry "I am not now and I never have been gay" Craig is soon to be unemployed. He has also been forced to promise never to use his "extra wide stance" or pick up any loose loo roll in a public men's room again.
Given the way most Republicans ran away from him screaming I do wonder what he is going to do for a living. Is he a lawyer? The Decider(TM) has decided to decide to look for a new Attorney General. It would be a natural fit as it seemed Gone-zo's job was to make us wax nostalgic for John "Justice May Be Blind but She Ain't Naked" Ashcroft. Perhaps Craig could perform the same service for Gone-zo.
Given the way most Republicans ran away from him screaming I do wonder what he is going to do for a living. Is he a lawyer? The Decider(TM) has decided to decide to look for a new Attorney General. It would be a natural fit as it seemed Gone-zo's job was to make us wax nostalgic for John "Justice May Be Blind but She Ain't Naked" Ashcroft. Perhaps Craig could perform the same service for Gone-zo.
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