This story about plans by the US Department of Agriculture to sexually confuse light brown apple moths in California by spraying them with pheromones that will make them unable to discern the female of the species suddenly made everything clear.
On his way to the toilet in the Minneapolis airport Senator Craig (Still Not Gay - ID) was accidentally pheromoned (possibly not a real word) and became sexually confused whilst voiding his bowels. He couldn't tell if the tapping foot next to him was a foot or a female light brown apple moth.
See. That was easy wasn't it. Senator Craig I hope that this all too obvious explanation will be of assistance to you at your upcoming hearing. (Note: it might be helpful for your defence if you dressed up as a moth!)
On his way to the toilet in the Minneapolis airport Senator Craig (Still Not Gay - ID) was accidentally pheromoned (possibly not a real word) and became sexually confused whilst voiding his bowels. He couldn't tell if the tapping foot next to him was a foot or a female light brown apple moth.
See. That was easy wasn't it. Senator Craig I hope that this all too obvious explanation will be of assistance to you at your upcoming hearing. (Note: it might be helpful for your defence if you dressed up as a moth!)
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