03 September 2007

In which I express my concern for friends and loved ones...

...resident in the Keystone state as the Pennsylvania State Police prevent the sale of firearms in the state for THREE WHOLE DAYS as they upgrade their background check system. What will prevent the state from descending into anarchy? Will the state's 12 million residents, who are undoubtedly cowering in terror in their homes even as we speak, be able to survive until 18:00 on Wednesday?

In related news a few delighted deer were spotting prancing through the woods without their Kevlar® vests in Potter County early this morning.

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