05 September 2007

Is he telling the truth this time?

Perhaps-not-so-soon-to-be-ex-Senator Larry Craig (Not Gay - ID) is said to be considering dropping his guilty plea and retracting his resignation.

There is no word as to whether he will be discarding his "not gayness" as well.

Oh, by the way, remember those children of his that interrogated him and said that they believe that he is not gay? It turns out they are not his biological children. For some reason, as yet to be explained, Senator and Mrs. Craig have no children of their own.

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