04 September 2007

Today in not quite news

Scientists have discovered that pop stars die younger than other people. There is no mention of a good looking corpse.

Personally I blame the Democrats!

Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, Sid Vicous, Mama Cass, most of the Ramones and Keith Richards could not be reached for comment. No really. We couldn't find Keith anywhere!

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