MORAL COMPASS REQUIRED for (very, very, very) senior American politician. It is essential that the successful candidate be an experienced evangelical of a conservative persuasion but the candidate must have absolutely no paper, audio or video trail relating to completely loony positions involving great whores, Hitler as a tool of God or starting jihads against Islam. Must be pro-war, anti-abortion and a white male. If you feel you meet these qualifications and are interested in a not very exciting position as a last minute fill in right wing evangelical political endorser please apply here.
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