03 September 2008

100 places not to visit before you die!

Number 1: Richland County, South Carolina where the local constabulary have recently purchased an Armored Personnel Carrier complete with .50 caliber machine gun just in case the Islamofacists bring the front lines in the Eternal Global War on Terra to the Palmetto State. One should note that the machine gun on the lovingly but euphemistically named "Peacemaker" is generally reserved by the US Armed Forces for use against armour only and not against humans.

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