06 September 2007

First there was Tennis Barbie...

...then there was College Barbie. Now we have Toxic Barbie. There will be tears all across America as worried football mums rip the suspect dolls from the hands of their screaming daughters and sexually confused sons.

Rumours that Mattel has indefinitely postponed the launch of of Lead-in-his-pencil Ken cannot be confirmed at this time.

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