18 September 2007

How hopeless is modern man?

I mean really. Do we really have to buy pre-packaged lettuce, whether or not it is infected with vermin? Come on. This cannot even count as "convenience food" can it? How fucking hard is it to peel a couple of leaves off of a head of lettuce, rinse it off at the sink and tear it into appropriately sized pieces? Are we really this bloody lazy?

It is apparent that few of us have the skills necessary to survive after the revolution/onset of global anarchy/worldwide pandemic/nuclear war. Perhaps that is a good thing.

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