I think that we should expand Captain Codpiece's new sound bite policy, "return on success" to the President. Under this new policy he will never get to return to Texas or indeed have one of his beloved and seemingly infinite in number days off until his presidency is a success.
Wait a second. This is a ridiculous idea. He'll be in the White House forever. Allow me to amend it. He has to move to Baghdad, outside of the Green Zone, and stay there without returning to Texas or having a day off until Iraq is a success.
That's much better. I'd brush up on my Arabic if I were you George.
Wait a second. This is a ridiculous idea. He'll be in the White House forever. Allow me to amend it. He has to move to Baghdad, outside of the Green Zone, and stay there without returning to Texas or having a day off until Iraq is a success.
That's much better. I'd brush up on my Arabic if I were you George.
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