15 September 2007

Paging "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney

My dear I'm a Big Dick,

I have just received word that "hunters" are to be allowed kill a large number of bison in the National Elk Refuge in Wyoming; a state that I believe you to be familiar with. As these "wild" creatures are acclimated to the presence of humans hunting these animals will be "like hunting parked cars". Sounds right up your alley. I'm sure you could manage to get yourself a permit although finding a hunting companion for yourself might prove more difficult.

Kind regards,

Yank in London

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