It's 2 o'clock. Do you know where your plutonium is?

Well if you don't you're in good company. The US government's Los Alamos National Laboratory doesn't know either. At least it is in New Mexico. Most US persons don't know where New Mexico is because of the tragic map shortage that is afflicting most of the country (and South Africa) and therefore they won't be able to find this plutonium. If it's missing. Which it's not.