No sex please we're Republicans

Obviously Republican office holders are exempt from the 4parents.gov abstinence sales pitch. As far as I can tell there isn't a special section addressing rules about conduct in airport men's rooms.

I have, however, managed to adapt a section entitled "Talking to Your Pre-Teen or Teen About Waiting" in an attempt to make it appropriate for Senator Larry Craig (Still Not Gay - ID). I hope Senator Craig and his constituents will find this adaptation helpful.

Talking to Your Senator or Senatorial Candidate About Waiting Before Soliciting Sex in an Airport Men's Room

Do you know that 53% of Senators have not solicited sex in an airport men's room?

Do you know that, according to one survey, two-thirds of Senators who have solicited sex in an airport men's room wish they had waited?

Do you know that when constituents tell their Senator that they want them to wait before soliciting sex in an airport men's room, their Senator or senatorial candidate is more likely to wait?

Waiting until they are married soliciting sex in an airport men's room is a very healthy decision for Senators. You can help your Senator or senatorial candidate decide to wait.

You don’t have to know everything about Senators and sexual solicitation. What you really need to know is how to talk to your Senator or senatorial candidate about what you believe. You should talk early and often. It's never too early to start the conversation. And it's never too late.

When your candidate is still a candidate, talk about love and relationships. Talk about respecting other people and their cubicle space and respecting yourself.

When your candidate is elected to the , you should begin to talk about your values on dating, boyfriend and girlfriend relationships, and waiting to solicit sex in an airport men's room.

Once your Senator is sworn into office, the conversation continues. And you should keep talking as he or she gets older about sex, relationships, and not soliciting sex in an airport men's room. You should also talk about the importance of avoiding pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.

Always let your Senator or senatorial candidate know you love him or her. Always let them know you are available to talk and to listen.

This part of the website gives you advice on how to talk to your Senator about relationships and waiting until marriage to solicit sex in an airport men's room.

All of the topics in this part of the website are listed in the gay bar at the left side of the terminal.