09 September 2007

Won't you be my neighbour?

On second thought. Perhaps I really don't want Lee McDaniel of Florence Oregon living next door. On Wednesday Ms. McDaniel couldn't find her keys and, believing for some unknown reason that the folks next door had nicked them, she broke into the neighbour's trailer, destroyed the TV and computer and set the residence on fire. She subsequently found the missing keys dangling from her belt. Ms. McDaniel remains in jail as no one seems to be willing to come up with her 350K USD bail.

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