Department of not really news

After careful study researchers at the Wake Forest University School of Medicine have found that drinkers who mix alcohol with energy drinks are

"twice as likely to be hurt or injured, twice as likely to require medical attention, and twice as likely to ride with an intoxicated driver, as were students who did not consume alcohol mixed with energy drinks. Students who drank alcohol mixed with energy drinks were more than twice as likely to take advantage of someone else sexually, and almost twice as likely to be taken advantage of sexually."

Gee, one would almost be led to believe that wide awake drunks are more dangerous to themselves and others than drunks that are quietly unconscious in a corner.