Get on your bandwagon!

It seems that the Thais have come up with an outstanding idea as to how to boost patriotism in their country and I don't see why it shouldn't be adopted in the United States as well. The bill as put forward would require the public playing of their national anthem twice a day and during this performance all activity would cease so that Thai citizens would have an opportunity to meditate on their devotion to the Fatherland. This would of course include all drivers so for a few minutes a day there would be blessed peace on the country's streets, roads and motorways.

The only adjustment that would be required for America would be to add a requirement that the wearing of American flag lapel pins would also be required. Then everyone would be true patriots and not just Faux News employees.