07 November 2007

Headlines of the day

Tabloid newspaper writers all across the Delaware Valley must have got down on their collective knees last night and thanked God that Michael Nutter is now the mayor-elect of Philadelphia. What a bonanza this should prove to be for headline writers everywhere! Here's just a taste of things to come over the next four years.

"Nutter Wins"

"It's Nutter by Plenty"

"Nutter's Made a Bunch of Campaign Promises"

"Nutter, Council Showing Love"

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