The police in Springfield OR (not the spiritual home of the Simpsons) are trying to find the rightful owners of around 75 garden gnomes that suddenly appeared in the garden of a home one morning last month. According to an obviously frustrated and unnerved Springfield police captain:
"We need to get them out of here...Every time I leave my office they’re sitting in my chair, working on my computer. I can’t seem to get rid of the darn things."
In the meantime I hope that Captain Harrison has some filtering software on his computer to prevent these lost souls from getting access to any of the gnome porn that is probably all over the internets!
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