My bold football prediction

The final qualifiers for Euro 2008 are today and in midweek. England, having completely fucked up their tournament with a series of abysmal performances is not playing today but need Israel to take points off of Russia in order to have a chance. I hereby predict that Israel will do so thereby providing England with the opportunity to lose at home to Croatia on Wednesday and eliminate themselves setting off riots in the streets followed by a summer of cricket watching next year.

If you're watching the Israel - Russia match this evening the Guardian provides a handy "how to be an Israel supporter" guide.