11 November 2007

Our man in Pakistan

Despite being otherwise engaged with the oppression of the people of his country and the suppression of democratic forces Captain Codpiece's good friend and ally Pakistani "President" Pervez "The General" Musharraf has found the time to release the highest ranking Taliban prison in his custody. Mullah Obaidullah Akhund, who had been arrested during a visit to Pakistan in February by US Vice President and Lord of Darkness "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney, is believed to be a close confidante of Mullah Mohammad Omar a member of its ruling shura.

What more can we ask for in exchange for the billions of US dollars lavished on his regime by the American taxpayer?

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