06 November 2007

You say Rwanda I say Roppongi - let's call the whole thing off!

Internet porn starlet and walking, talking advertisement for a 100% inheritance tax, Paris Hilton is not off to do charity work in the Great Lake District of Africa but instead if going to Tokyo to judge a beauty contest. Said the terminally inane Ms. Hilton:

"We were supposed to be going in November, but then the charity is doing restructuring and figuring things out, it’s going to be for next year."

I imagine that amongst the things the charity is "figuring out" is what the hell she might be good for or even capable of.

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