Yes, Americans have found yet another way to destroy traditional marriage*. They're now marrying for health insurance. Why do they hate the baby Jesus so?
*traditional marriage (noun): the joining of one white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian human male virgin with one white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian human female virgin for the purpose of engaging in sexual relations solely for the purpose of producing hordes of home schooled children to be taught that the earth is 6,000 years old, that evolution is heresy and that Barack Obama is a Muslim communist.
*traditional marriage (noun): the joining of one white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian human male virgin with one white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian human female virgin for the purpose of engaging in sexual relations solely for the purpose of producing hordes of home schooled children to be taught that the earth is 6,000 years old, that evolution is heresy and that Barack Obama is a Muslim communist.
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