27 July 2007

Gone-zo watch (day 127)

Suddenly the level of interest in US Attorney General and Bush succubus Alberto "Gone-zo" Gonzales and his extremely defective memory has jumped back up again now that we know he is a liar. I think some of us may have known that already but only because we are incredibly clever! The White House position seems to be that the public and the Congress just can't understand Sr. Gonzales's testimony because it is too complex for them to get their itty bitty brains around.

Meanwhile I think the Democrats finally can smell the blood that Gone-zo has been spewing into the water for 127 days and are demanding that a special prosecutor be appointed. They have also subpoenaed Karl Rove to testify. Earlier this morning I noticed when passing a betting shop that I could have gotten 1,000,000,000 to 1 odds that the subpoena would be honoured!

Unfortunately my optimism that a leader in today's Guardian entitled "Ending the agony: Attorney General" would cause the Decider(TM) to decide to decide (after all how could he ignore the opinion of Britain's leading left of centre newspaper) to can Gonzales was dashed when I found out that the piece was actually some meaningless piffle about restructuring the duties of the British Attorney General. Oh well.

(To be continued...)

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