Proving that she has not yet achieved the status of megastardom that is the right of her former bosom buddy Paris Hilton* reality TV superstarlet Nichole Richie only gets four days in jail for her DUI conviction. That's not enough time to wrangle an early release for the mental breakdown she is sure to undergo due to the incredible suffering her incarceration will cause.
* Note: a Google search for "paris hilton" megastar disturbingly yields "about" 93,100 hits!
* Note: a Google search for "paris hilton" megastar disturbingly yields "about" 93,100 hits!
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