28 July 2007

"Look Ma! I'm in charge"

For a few hours today US Vice President "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney will undergo surgery to replace a flat battery in his pacemaker*. During this time Vice President I'm a Big Dick will turn over his responsibilities to the Decider(TM) and for a brief time George W. Bush will be running the country.

You have been warned.

*How doctors looked Mr. Cheney's alleged heart in order to install the device in the first place remains an unsolved mystery.

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