Whilst Captain Codpiece is sedated and undergoing a colonoscopy today US Vice President "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney will temporarily ascend to the throne and be the man in charge of America's armed forces. If I were the Iranian military I might just keep everything on high alert until I know that the marginally saner George W. Bush is back at the helm.
In the meantime we are looking for volunteers to perform the procedure, which involves shoving objects up the First Anus, on the President. Please form an orderly queue.
In the meantime we are looking for volunteers to perform the procedure, which involves shoving objects up the First Anus, on the President. Please form an orderly queue.
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