03 July 2007

Things that are pissing me off today

People, largely but not exclusively female, walking down the pavement carrying gold umbrellas* and not realising that their choice of precipitation protection makes their pavement profile up to a metre wider than it would normally be and ALMOST POKING MY FUCKING EYES OUT. This has happen on AT LEAST THREE SEPARATE OCCASIONS; one male and two female culprits! There is little evidence that any of these people have either come from or are headed to the links, something that could mitigate their guilt, or that they could even tell a mashie from a niblick. I must confess that I can't tell the difference but I do know my five iron from my nine iron!

So to all of these folks I say either go play bloody golf, set a smaller brolly or get fucking wet!

I feel much better now. I think I'll put something on my eye.

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