30 October 2007

"For God's sake don't flush!"

Officials in Germany were concerned after there were reports that each and every member of the Bundeswehr was using ten toilet rolls a day. With typical Teutonic efficiency a crack team investigated this shameful wastage only to find that the figure was actually ten SHEETS a day. A figure that amply shows the greenness of the German people. Sheryl Crow was said to be much relieved upon hearing of the revised figures.

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