06 November 2007

"I just snorted some Paris and I can't feel a thing!"

A scientist at McGill University in Canada, who obviously has way too much time on his hands, reports that exposure to a cardboard cutout of porn starlet and walking, talking advertisement for a 100% inheritance tax Paris Hilton causes male mice to feel less pain. Female mice experienced only a slight nausea. I believe that further studies will reveal that exposure to the real Paris Hilton will not have the same effect as she is less life like than a cardboard cutout.

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