No foot tapping involved

The unemployment rate in the Republican Party (motto - "You Won't Believe How Enormous Our Closet Is") has gone up by one with the resignation of Florida State Representative Bob Allen after his "I was afraid of the big, scary Black man" defence failed in trial for offering to provide a richly deserved blow job to an undercover cop in a public toilet and to pay the office twenty bucks for the pleasure.

Now back to our coverage of family values.