28 December 2007

Dangerous evil doer soon to be loose in Oz

Australia is set to release confessed terrorist David Hicks from jail tomorrow. I know that there will be those dangerous, freedom hating cynics who point out that Mr. Hicks only "confessed" as that was the only means at his disposal to leave the Guantánamo Bay Beach and Leisure Resort but clearly that is a red herring. After all we have the expert testimony of Captain Codpiece and his sidekick "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney who have repeatedly assured us that everyone held at the luxury resort on the shores of the Caribbean is in fact an evildoer. The Captain and "I'm a Big" Dick are in a position to know these things and we must trust them.

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